This is tiger.
This is Tiger after I brought him back to life twice. It was amazing.
I came home to find him floating on top of the bowl, and I someway, somehow, remembered seeing someone revive a fish by pulling it backwards against the flow of the water (forcing it through its gills). It worked.
I feel that he earned the rights to the bathtub.
He was happy and free for an entire night, and then he died again.
No more goldfish.